Serenity Now!!!
Probably my most favorite Seinfeld is the one where George's dad gets these tapes that are supposed to help him "calm down." The tapes tell him that when he starts to get agitated that he should say to himself calmly, "serenity now, serenity now." Of course George's dad doesnt do that. He just yells it at the top of his lungs, as usual. "SERENITY NOW, SERENITY NOW!!!"
I am taking care of a cat and house this year for a family I know that are out of town. When they come back in town though, I have to move out. Well, on Saturday I moved back in to this house. And I moved back in to a cat that is spraying every where. SERENITY NOW! Last night I went to the vet and got some "calming, soothing spray" to spray in the places that the cat is peeing. SERENITY NOW! I also had to get some special cleaner to clean up where the cat has sprayed. SERENITY NOW! And I got a new litter box. Just to see...
After cleaning, and spraying calming, soothing spray and putting out a new litter box, which took about 2 hours last night, the house stank. SERENITY NOW! I decided to open up some windows to get fresh air into the house, not realizing that this would make the cat go more crazy, with new smells to consider. I then closed the windows and sat down to try to enjoy a movie. What does the cat do next? Pee some more! SERENITY NOW, SERENITY NOW, SERENITY NOW!
He didnt pee in the spots I sprayed the calming, soothing spray. He picked new spots. I guess the calming, soothing spray works for the cat, but I think that it has the opposite effect on me.
SERENITY NOW!
